Serial Nook

My Hospital Executive Sent Me To Fold Gowns, Believing An Elderly Specialist Had Lost His Processors, But My Original Return Records Exposed The Bills He Needed Me To Stop Counting

Della Put Her Processor Beside The Hospital's Missing Equipment List

Part 2 · 3 min read ·

"They said you'd retired," Della told me.

"I haven't."

She studied the gowns. "Then their calendar needs work too."

Della Mercer was eighty, a Black woman who had spent most of her working life making tools for auto plants. She wore red glasses on a chain and carried a little steel ruler in her purse. Once, when I called a battery door almost straight, she had asked how much almost paid per hour.

She set the bakery bag down.

She had first come to me after a long hospital stay. Back then, she watched my mouth and guessed at half my questions. Once we found the right settings, she had said my name aloud, slowly, to be sure she had heard it right. I had remembered the care she took. She expected the same care in return.

"Lemon cookies. You got me hearing my granddaughter again. I meant to bring these last week."

"You didn't need to."

"I know what I need to do."

Luis found us an empty training room. I asked Della to keep her processor on until someone from our clinic could document it. Taking it off would leave her without clear sound, and I had no wish to turn her into a prop.

She showed me the letter that had brought her upstairs to billing.

It thanked her for confirming the loss of loan processor PM-4418. It also said she owed nothing because the hospital's patient equipment fund had covered a replacement.

"I never confirmed any loss," she said. "I told that woman I still had it. She said she would correct my file."

"Which woman?"

"Nora Bell. January nineteenth. Nine ten in the morning. She had a green cup with a cracked handle."

Nora ran patient equipment services. She approved our long loans and their extensions.

I remembered Della's loan. Her own processor had needed a repair. The clinic had extended her hospital loan while a payment issue on that repair was settled. Nobody had lost anything.

"May I copy your letter?"

"Copy both sides. There's a number on the back."

There was. A reference number, written in blue ink, beside Nora's initials.

I called the clinic's audiologist, Dr. Ellen Shaw. She came down with our standard consent form and a hospital tablet.

"We need to verify a device," I said. "With Della's permission."

"You have it," Della said. "But put what you're doing in writing."

Ellen read the serial aloud after Della removed the battery pack. I wrote it down. Della checked my numbers against the label herself.

PM-4418.

It appeared on Grant's list.

Ellen photographed the label with the approved chart system. She wrote that the loan processor was present, working, and in Della's possession. She added that no replacement had been fitted during that visit.

"No one fitted me with anything in January either," Della said.

Ellen recorded that as Della's statement, with the date and time.

That was how records were supposed to work. You wrote what you saw. You named what somebody told you. You kept those two things apart.

I called compliance. Their intake officer offered me an appointment for the following Thursday.

"The list is being used in a personnel action now," I said.

"Send the material through the secure portal."

"My access was removed."

There was a pause. Then she gave Ellen a case number and instructions to upload the documents. We received a receipt with that same number. I wrote it on my reassignment notice.

Della watched me make a second copy.

"At the plant," she said, "if the count was wrong, they blamed whoever stood nearest the bin."

"Did that work?"

"Until somebody measured the bin."

The next morning, Nora Bell came downstairs in a white jacket that had never met a linen cart.

She asked Luis to leave us alone.

"He supervises this room," I said. "He can stay."

"Mrs. Mercer seems confused about a courtesy letter."

"Ms. Mercer read it accurately."

"These codes don't mean what you think they mean."

"Then explain them in the compliance case. Number 6114."

Nora's hand stopped on the chair back.

"You've always made things personal, Parisa."

"I sent a serial number."

After she left, I ate a lemon cookie standing up. I could taste very little. My mouth had gone dry.

At noon, Ellen called. She had obtained the fund entry attached to Della's letter through her normal patient equipment duties.

"Parisa, there are two January replacement charges under this serial. Each one is nine thousand eight hundred forty dollars."

"Two?"

"Two separate invoice numbers. Same loss date. Same loan processor."

I looked at the folds stacked before me. Two charges made $19,680. For a processor Della had walked into the hospital wearing.

"Who accepted delivery?" I asked.

Ellen went quiet.

Then she said, "The receipt has your name on it."