My Mother-In-Law Promised My Workshop Away Between The Benefit's First Two Courses
Part 1 · 4 min read ·
Phyllis tapped her spoon against a glass while I was fixing a duchess's hair.
The duchess was a foam head. Her left curl had slipped in the heat.
I was forty-four, broad through the shoulders, with a bent nose, brown eyes, and dark curls going silver above my ears. I made theatrical wigs for a living. That night, my best black jacket held three straight pins inside the cuff.
Around me, guests dressed as kings and ghosts ate chicken beneath paper moons. Rain ticked against the high windows of Lantern Yard Theater in Cincinnati, Ohio. Outside, water ran down the steep Walnut Hills sidewalk toward Gilbert Avenue.
“A small announcement,” Phyllis said.
She never made small announcements.
Phyllis was a tall woman of sixty-eight, with a smooth gray bob, pale blue eyes, and gold glasses that hung from a pearl chain.
She stood beside the benefit's seating chart, one hand resting on my husband Daniel's chair.
“Our Celia needs a proper dressing suite,” she said. “I've promised her the rehearsal wing. We'll have the hired help cleared out by Monday.”
Her daughter smiled from the front table.
I still had the foam head tucked against my ribs.
“My workshop is in that wing,” I said.
“Yes, Jonah. That's the help I meant.”
A fork struck a plate. Someone gave a short laugh, then stopped.
Phyllis smiled harder.
“We all adore your little hair projects. But it's embarrassing to have a hired hand camped where our artists should dress. You've had years of free space because you married my son.”
Daniel looked down at his napkin.
I pulled a loose red thread from my cuff. Before I knew I was doing it, I had split it into three thin strands and started a braid.
My mother used to say my hands spoke before I did. In our Jewish American family, that usually meant setting out more food. With me, it meant making a tight little rope.
“The space isn't free,” I said.
Phyllis turned toward the donors.
“He's sensitive about the word hobby.”
Ezra Kessler stood near the kitchen doors with an untouched cup of coffee. At fifty-two, he was the theater's accountant and the only man I knew who brought a pencil to a costume benefit.
He was Jewish American too. We'd first met at a synagogue coat drive, arguing over how to label donated sizes. In crowds, he kept one shoulder near a wall.
Now his eyes moved from Phyllis to me.
“We should discuss this tomorrow,” he said.
“There's nothing to discuss,” she answered. “It's our family building.”
It wasn't. A nonprofit owned it. Her late husband had helped buy the front auditorium twenty years earlier. Phyllis had spent every year since calling that gift a deed.
“I have an agreement,” I said.
She waved toward the kitchen.
“And I have people coming Monday.”
I looked at Daniel. We'd been married nine years. He knew what Monday meant: a fitted lace front for a school production, two rental returns, six wigs drying on blocks.
He said, “Maybe we can find you something smaller.”
That hurt more than her speech.
I set the duchess on the display table. Beneath her velvet collar sat a photo of the wing before I restored it: stained plaster, broken windows, a floor with daylight showing through.
The display card said DONATED BY THE ADLER FAMILY.
I'd submitted a different card.
I turned the photo over. On its back, in my own writing, were the words Before Lease Execution, June 14.
Ezra saw them.
“Jonah,” he said quietly. “Keep your copy nearby.”
“I always do.”
Phyllis had already moved on to thanking a donor for $12,000. She touched his sleeve as if she had never spoken to me.
I left before dessert.
Downstairs, the wing smelled of damp wool and the clean metal smell of my steam pot. My invoice book lay open beside a bowl of ventilating needles. Each needle had a tiny hook for tying single hairs into lace.
Quiet work. Work people noticed most when they couldn't see it.
Daniel followed me.
“She meant the clutter,” he said.
“She meant me.”
“Celia's show could bring attention here.”
“My business paid $21,600 in rent last year. Did you tell your mother that?”
He took a long time to answer.
“No.”
I opened the flat drawer beneath my cutting table. My lease lay in a blue folder, behind the fire inspection sheets. The floor plan had a thick red border around the rehearsal wing.
Six years earlier, I'd paid to turn those empty rooms into safe working space. Before I bought a single window, I'd hired a lawyer.
Daniel glanced at the folder.
“Can't we keep this in the family?”
I stopped braiding.
“Your mother put it on a microphone.”
Footsteps sounded outside. A man in a work jacket stood at the glass door, holding a clipboard.
“Mrs. Adler sent me,” he said. “I'm here to measure for the new locks.”